Those’ll be
the things
that’ll be
on my list
of things I
really don’t
like.
They’re
supposed to make
things
shorter, but’ll make ‘em
longer in
the long run.
And’ve you
seen what
I’d’ve done
to those words
that’re on
my list?
Would’ve,
should’ve, could’ve
done this
long ago.
You are
correct, if you
think I will
remove them
from my writing,
remove them
from my
speech.
Remove that
mark called
apostrophe
and reclaim
entire
words.
Oh! The joys
of complete
sentences
with complete
words complete
my day.
